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We have brains for you in Brains, Other Brains, and Celebrity Brains.

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In Brains
Tasty Brains

Taste it!

Some brains are just naturally better, juicier, and formerly smarter than others, and we've got them here at Brains4Zombies.com. We sell only the highest quality fresh brains, delivered straight to your door. We do the dirty deed so you can spend more time... well... doing whatever the hell it is you zombies do when you're not ripping open people's heads. Go to Brains

In Other Brains
Variety in your Diet
When you're tired of the same old garden-variety brains, try these other brains. They're different than those brains you normally eat. Really, they are. Aw, hell, you're a zombie -- like you'd notice the difference, you undead freak. Go to Other Brains

In Celebrity Brains
Eat a Celebrity
For those of you who are undead, yet still crave a special treat, we offer these delicious Celebrity Brains:
• Scores of rock stars and movie actors
• A panorama of supermodels
• Feasts of politicians
Buy now and earn big brains! Go to Celebrity Brains

In Brains
Yet More Brains

Eat!

If I thought you could even read, you illiterate corpse, maybe I'd bother to try to sell you some sort of designer brains. But let's face it -- it's not like you guys are terribly picky. So here's the same crap we were shilling at the top of the page, if you can remember that far back. Go to Brains